SCP-078-J - Cooties
Although the properties of SCP-078-J are not fully understood, it is well known for causing various cases of yuckiness, bad smells, and immediate death.
SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle
If SCP-140 comes into contact with any fluid suitable for writing, including human blood, the account of the Daevite civilization’s history expands.
SCP-129 - Progressive Fungal Infection
Witnesses riding in a commuter train car in [DATA EXPUNGED] described a woman suddenly blowing up like a balloon and exploding…
SCP-106-J - The Barbecue Man
SCP-106-J is capable of vanishing into stoves or ovens, entering what seems to be a kind of “cookout dimension”.
SCP-4910 - “The Grinner”
Artistic representation varies wildly, yet focuses exclusively on various amalgamations of teeth and the associated gingiva.
SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
Further investigation would be performed into SCP-K9-J-1's properties, but it's a GH-GH-GHOOOOOOST!
SCP-5522 - Pizza Delivery Speedrun (RTA) 100% Completion
…employees will enact various rituals resulting in their immediate spatial displacement, normally manifesting as the individual passing through physical space to another location.
SCP-1992 - Hype Train
It is theorized SCP-1992-J-1 will only preemptively manifest to represent media that are met with a largely negative reaction upon release.
SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps
“Companies that work together, it spreads through their business dealings and manifests when they do some rainbow capitalism.”
SCP-106 - The Old Man
This activity can continue for days, with some subjected individuals being released for the express purpose of hunting, recapture, [DATA EXPUNGED].
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SCP-001 - The Gate Guardian [Dr. Clef’s Proposal]
In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.
SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN
‘Filmed in front of a studio audience. Created in partnership with YWTGTHFT’
SCP-HR009-J - Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title
SCP-████ - Different Typeface Will Get Me Noticed
SCP-877 - University Microchips
The chips are capable of interfacing with and controlling the motor functions of host creatures…
SCP-094 - Miniature Event Horizon
Primary research activities on SCP-094 are concentrated on finding how to stop or reverse its growth without inducing cataclysmic failure.
SCP-4252 - Beans and Betrayal
Jethusent the Mighty King / Please bless our presence with your own / Consume our Bubbling Beanous Bile / From up atop your sparkling throne
SCP-4666 - The Yule Man
During this phase, in what are termed "Weissnacht Events", SCP-4666 will appear at dwellings in one or multiple locations north of 40°N latitude.
SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
This is the very model of an: SCP-900-J
Its object class is: Keter, so we’d rather that you’d stay away.