SCP-TTKU-J - A Thing That Kills You
SCP-TTKU-J is not to be handled by you specifically. This containment method would render you effectively immortal as far as SCP-TTKU-J's killing-you objective is concerned.
SCP-159 - The Perfect Lock
Building materials will withstand forces that would normally destroy them, up to and possibly surpassing moderate artillery bombardment.
End of Death, Episode 3 - “Omega-K”
The presenter was smiling. “A miracle,” she called it. Joyce couldn’t manage a smile. The only thing on her mind was the amount of work that lay ahead.
SCP-158 - Soul Extractor
“…It's the very nature of a human soul. There's no true way to express something like that in mere words, although this machine tries desperately to do that.”
Log of Extranormal Events, Vol. 1.2
“This page is to document anomalous events that have attracted the Foundation's interests, but occurred too briefly for the Foundation to secure or contain them.”
SCP-930-J - You little rascal!
SCP-930-J is a cute little ball of assorted tentacles and mouths, isn't it? I named it Daniel!
SCP-157 - Mimetic Predator
When in the presence of prey that is too large to directly attack, the SCP-157 colony will use telepathy to present the illusion of something its prey wants…
SCP-156 - Reanimating Pomegranate
While "dead", subjects do not show any signs of decomposition, though the bodies of many subjects begin displaying bruising and scarring consistent with torture.
SCP-3984 - Poking Death with a Stick [EoD-2]
The logs continue in much the same fashion, with some unfortunate D-Class being exposed to something that would normally kill them.
SCP-155 - Infinite Speed Computer
Despite its capabilities, operation of SCP-155 is highly dangerous…
SPC-1057-J - Absence of Punchable Shark
“We will continue our innovations in Fist Integrated Stimulation Technology until SPC-1057 receives the right hook it deserves.”
SCP-154 - Offensive Bracelets
…A large, indistinct, incorporeal bow will form in the extended hand, and both bracelets will glow lightly.
End of Death, Episode 1 -“In The Clutches of Life”
On that day, The reaper laid down his scythe, Turned in his shroud, Bid farewell to the masses, And quietly retired.
SCP-1914-J - Silencing Piano
…objects such as vaults or pianos will generally fall from ropes or windowsills, in spite of no plans for said objects to be moved.
SCP-8801 - I Do Not Regret My Unreal Time
SCP-8801-1 fills up his second sketchbook. A third of the pages are sketches and comics of a girl named Xinyue. She does not exist.
SCP-153 - Drain Worms
…While specimens of SCP-153 can live off of most any organic material, they prefer to consume animal tissue.