SCP-122 - no more monstɘrs
“Last night, there was a beautiful angel with wings and he was standing there, and he was looking at me… by the door! He did that alllll night!”
SCP-119 - Timecrowave
At power level 5, with an input of 999 seconds, the microwave will run for 999 seconds, and the contents will have aged… 31,529,964 years.
SCP-5001 - Sacrosanct
These factors, along with other mechanical devices surrounding the central chamber, has led researchers to believe that SCP-5001 is a containment unit for an unknown anomalous object.
SCP-078 - Guilt
…Any task the subject performs more trivial than the basics of survival will induce a bout of neurosis as the subject attempts to rationalize why they did not instead take some other action.